Beautifulpeople.com has opened the bidding on a date with blonde Heather Seychelle, 25 – known as “Virgin Mary.”
Month: December 2011
JERSEY HOUSEWIVES TO OPEN STRIP CLUB
RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Real Housewives of New Jersey continue to cash in on their fame. They are reportedly opening a new strip club – Bada Bling.
ARK OF THE COVENANT TO BE REVEALED!
ETHIOPIA – A leaky church roof is about to give the world a glimpse of the legendary Ark of the Covenant.
DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST
RAMSEY, NJ – Don Bosco High School, the nation’s perennial #1 h.s. football team, has agreed to join the NCAA’s Big East conference.
BILL CLINTON: "I WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012"
LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.
FLESH-EATING BANANAS
MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE — Flesh-eating bananas have claimed the lives of over seven hundred citizens!
GERMANS TO RELEASE UFO FILES
BERLIN Germany – The Administrative Court of Berlin had ordered the German parliament to release all its UFO files.