December 2009

ED ANGER: "QUIT GASSING THOSE HIPPIES!"

December 16, 2009 by Ed Anger

Does tear gas cause global warming? They better look into that at the big weather meeting, because they’re sure using a lot of it on the protesters!

December 16, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – The “Miracle on the Hudson” led to another miracle, as two passengers fell in love!

December 16, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.

December 15, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

Does it seem that everyone else is humming Jingle Bells while you’re moaning the holiday blues?

December 15, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

SAO PAULO – A Chilean weightlifter gave birth while training, not having known she was pregnant!

December 15, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

SANTA FE, NM – An American woman craves sex 24 hours a day – because of a car accident!

December 15, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – The New York Post has hired former call girl Ashley Dupre to write an advice column. We have some of her rejected early drafts.

December 15, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

SYDNEY – An Australian octopus has been observed using coconut shells as tools!

December 15, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

DENVER, CO – A man has settled a lawsuit with a popcorn flavoring company after developing “popcorn lung”!

December 14, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – The New York City Health Department has gone extreme for their anti-soda campaign!