LOS ANGELES, CA – A storefront in Los Angeles is drawing criticism for its sexy portrayal of the Virgin Mary!
Month: December 2009
KOALA AIDS
SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!
BERLUSCONI ATTACKER
MILAN – Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi was punched in the face outside a political rally – by a girl!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 14, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
JERSEY SHORE
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Italian Americans continue to protest MTV’s Jersey Shore, despite the likeness of Christopher Columbus appearing in one of the cast members’ tans.
ED ANGER: "TIGER FOR PRESIDENT!"
If those Norway guys can get so fed up with the Communist-in-Chief that they replace him with a cardboard cutout…
18TH CENTURY PORN
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Pornography in America is nothing new – it was just as rampant in Colonial times, historians reveal!