WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama addressed the nation last night about his plan for Afghanistan, but Weekly World News has uncovered the secret details.
TOKYO – A young man in Japan decided to make his relationship with his virtual girlfriend official!
I’m madder than a tomcat at a flea circus! Turns out even Obama’s aunt misses President W!
GAKONA, AK – The U.S. government took over a high frequency research program which looks at how to manipulate our atmosphere. Why?
HONG KONG – A 5-carat pink diamond was auctioned for a record $10.8 million today!
JOHANNESBURG – A meteor fell over South Africa, lighting the sky up like a UFO!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama hosted an event for young inventors, but he had a few choice words for robots.
ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods refuses to give details about crashing his car and the injuries he received over the weekend. But investigation shows he was beat up by his half-alien wife!