I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
SVALBARD – The skull of a sea monster that scientists are saying was the most fearful animal to ever swim the ocean was discovered last year in the Arctic.
UPDATE: Houston Rockets’ Carl Landry was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is not only unloading his family’s home to line his pockets, but key Playboy Mansion items are also going to the block.
BOSTON, MA – Customs officials have seized 14 kilos of shamrock seeds at Dulles Airport. The seeds would have grown 38 kilos of “Lucky Green” with a street value of $150,000.
FRANKFURT – German and American scientists have found a stone face under polar ice that’s identical to the stone face on Mars!
MANTECA, CA – A man who spent the last 20 years as a paraplegic is now able to walk, thanks to the “blessing” of a spider bite!
DENVER, CO – Congratulations to former Bronco’s running back Travis Henry. He’s a father. Again. For the 11th time.
