DAVENPORT, WA – The U.S. has opened an alien defense command center to protect America from the Gootans.
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ALIEN CAMERAS INSTALLED IN U.S. CITIES
CHICAGO – To prepare for the coming alien attack, all major U.S. cities have installed special infrared cameras to help detect the aliens.
MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
UFO OVER ARGENTINA!
Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!
RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM
MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack under way.
ALIEN BALLS FALLING ON U.S.
Large metallic balls dropping across the U.S. (and Africa). NASA and the U.N. confirmed the alien balls are from Planet Zeeba.
ALIENS KILL HERRING IN NORWAY
OSLO, NORWAY – Ten of thousands of dead fish have washed ashore in Norway. The reason: aliens.