LOS ANGELES – Teena Marie, R.I.P. Bat Boy loves you.
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HUGH HEFNER ENGAGED
LOS ANGELES – Hugh Hefner, 84, got engaged to his great-grandniece, Crystal Harris, 24, on Christmas Eve.
NEW ZEALAND UFOS
WELLINGTON – The New Zealand military released hundreds of classified reports documenting UFOs and alien encounters.
BRET MICHAELS PROPOSES
LOS ANGELES – Bret Michaels asked Kristi Gibson to marry him on the season finale of “Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It.”
$11000 GUITAR
NEW YORK – Jake Gyllenhaal bought an $11,000 guitar for his new girlfriend, Taylor Swift, on her 21st birthday.
AIDS CURED
BERLIN – Timothy Ray Brown has been cured of AIDS after a breakthrough treatment and a visit to Lourdes.
BERLIN PATIENT
BERLIN – Timothy Ray Brown has been cured of AIDS after a breakthrough treatment and a visit to Lourdes.
SOLAR EXPLOSIONS
Large-scale destruction of magnetic fields in the Sun’s atmosphere is powering enormous solar explosions!