SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!
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ZOMBIE TURKEYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
BAT BOY BALLOON
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA –  Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
SAN FRANCISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence:  he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
CHILEAN MINER FALLS DOWN MANHOLE IN NYC MARATHON!
NEW YORK- Edison Pena, one the Chilean miners, fell into a manhole at mile 13 of the NYC Marathon!
XBOX KINECT CREATED BY ALIENS
REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.