CHICAGO, IL – If there is anything besides his dismissal that former Governor Rod Blagojevich is best known for, it is his legendary head of hair.
Hideaki Tailor
OBAMA’S SECRET PLAN TO BAN VACATIONS
WASHINGTON, DC – President Barack Obama is going to try to cancel all American workers’ vacations for the summer!
GINGRICH 2012
ATHENS, GA – The rumor mill has already begun: former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is preparing to run for President in 2012. Will the Alien endorse him once more?
QUEEN’S IPOD
LONDON – During President Obama’s first meeting with Queen Elizabeth II, he presented her with a gift: an iPhone filled with tokens of American culture.
MICHELE BACHMANN ARMED AND DANGEROUS
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Michele Bachmann called for citizens to be “armed and dangerous” over one of President Obama’s proposals, and she has stepped up to the plate.
SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.
10 JFK-LINCOLN COINCIDENCES
Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were two of the greatest U.S. Presidents, and they are forever linked by an incredible series of eerie similarities.
UPDATE: BOBBY JINDAL SPEECH FAILS
UPDATE: Senator Bobby Jindal’s talks with Satan appear to be working, as he was picked to deliver the official GOP response to President Obama’s State of the Union.
WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?
NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.
SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.