Goat Yoga is the hottest trend in fitness and wellness. But recently it was deemed as not “the greatest of all time” by a recent study. The study, conducted by the Institute of Silly Studies, found that goats are actually quite uncoordinated. They often get in the way of practitioners trying to perfect their poses. … READ MORE
Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns out it was,” says Phoenix Institute archaeologist professor Rupert Valt. City workers found the proof in an old earthen jar. They were digging a sewer … READ MORE
WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy vastness of space. Some bible scholars and clergymen are saying that the situation is important proof that the end of the world is near. Other … READ MORE
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that roughly eight percent of the population has measurable ESP. “These are so-called ordinary people, living ordinary lives” explains British psychologist Dr. John Spander, lead author … READ MORE
AND BOY WERE THOSE DISCIPLES A PAIN IN THE BUTT! Restaurant owner Tyler Reggie was a busboy at The Last Supper. The 55-year-old owner of the chic Miami Beach eatery Cheeky Sands was regressed through hypnotherapy to recall the historic dinner. “I was having problems getting along with the customers in my new establishment,” says … READ MORE
The U.S. Treasury officials made a big announcement today: China Buys Mount Rushmore. A Chinese investment firm, Jiang Yu Woo, made the purchase. The company told Weekly World News that the deal closed today. Specific details of the agreement have not yet been released. However, it is rumored to be similar to a deal in … READ MORE
The horned beast is back to punish all those who have misbehaved this past year. Krampus, also known as the Horned God of Witches, has an official “Day of Punishment” on December 5th. But this year, Krampus has decided to stick around for the entire holiday season. He will be punishing all those (adults, children, … READ MORE
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
A 500 horsepower buggy takes on a one of the world’s most treacherous rock wall – Viagra Hill!
