The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
Foxington Delaware
KURT COBAIN LIVES!
BARRIE, ONTARIO – Students in small-town Canada have found a message from the great punk beyond: the likeness of Kurt Cobain appearing mysteriously on a shoe.
STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.
