PARIS – Scantily-clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous up-dos are promoting lingerie targeted at four-year-old-girls.
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MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – A Spanish collector is auctioning off a newly discovered film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex.
PRINCESS DI GHOST VISITS WWN
The ghost of Princess Diana appeared suddenly at the Weekly World News headquarters this morning!
WHO ALERT LEVELS
The outbreak of swine flu has caused the World Health Organization to steadily raise its alert levels. But what do they mean? Weekly World News breaks it down.
SENATOR PROMISES “NO MORE VOODOO”
WASHINGTON, D. C. – Sen. Bill Waverly confused a crowd of supporters when he pledged “the phase-out of all voodoo rituals in the hallowed halls of the U.S. Senate.”
EARTH IS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
MILKY WAY – Residents of the upscale Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the local government to enforce harsh restrictions on travel to and from Earth.
NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.
CHILD MODEL TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY
LOS ANGELES—Citing concerns over the recession and the desire to purchase Park Place, a child model asked that she be paid in Monopoly dollars.
WORLD’S WEIRDEST FORTUNE COOKIES
Take a look at some of the pearls of wisdom we found in everybody’s favorite oyster-like treat.