Foxington Delaware
ZODIAC DRINKS
The sign of the zodiac under which you are born, not only affects your personality and character, but all affects your choice of beverage.
THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
STUDY: HAPPINESS CAUSES DEPRESSION
A groundbreaking new study revealed today that happiness may be a cause for depression.
KURT COBAIN LIVES!
BARRIE, ONTARIO – Students in small-town Canada have found a message from the great punk beyond: the likeness of Kurt Cobain appearing mysteriously on a shoe.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS
HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.
STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.