The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
A groundbreaking new study revealed today that happiness may be a cause for depression.
BARRIE, ONTARIO – Students in small-town Canada have found a message from the great punk beyond: the likeness of Kurt Cobain appearing mysteriously on a shoe.
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.
A Miley Cyrus sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood.
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.