THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS!
HE ORDERS TAKE-OUT, STIFFS DELIVERY BOY New Jersey’s legendary large, beaked and winged Jersey Devil made an appearance after four decades of solitude, ordering fifty pounds of Chinese food from … READ MORE
Brick Rivers
IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS
“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and founder of Traumatoyzed Inc., speaking of his upcoming line of Impeachment Toys. “Let’s face it, … READ MORE
SCORSESE TO DIRECT “THE LITTLE RASCALS”
The LEGEND Director Martin Scorsese, currently winning accolades for the 50-year-de-aging process featured in his Nextflix film, “The Irishman,” has announced his next project: The Little Rascals. “What people forget … READ MORE
MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD!
“I thought it was gas,” recalls JoJo “Tiny” Metcalf. Mr. Metcalf, one of the most in-demand bouncers on the NYC club scene, adds “but once I heard the intonations, I … READ MORE
WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON!
“We’ve finally wrested control of Christmas from the heathen hordes,” boasted long-time social protestor Timothy O’Blivious to this WWN correspondent. “Now, we’re taking on New Year’s.” O’Blivious has fought long … READ MORE
FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE”
IN EFFORT TO COMBAT FOREST FIRES American Politicians of both parties were astonished when the President used an executive order to create “Rake Force,” a massive 10,000 person outfit, culled … READ MORE
JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was amazed, last week, to find the face of rock songstress Cher in his slice of … READ MORE
GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS
HE CAN’T BE STOPPED Legendary Hollywood producer/director George Lucas is ready to re-release Star Wars, or Star Wars IV or Whatever, after re-editing the film for the 300th time. “The … READ MORE
“BOOK OF JOB – THE MUSICAL”
“I CAN’T BELIEVE OUR BAD LUCK,” SAYS PRODUCER OF BROADWAY-BOUND ‘BOOK OF JOB.’ The Hyman Group has announced that the long-awaited “The Book of Job- The Musical” will not be … READ MORE