IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS

“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and founder of Traumatoyzed Inc., speaking of his upcoming line of Impeachment Toys. “Let’s face it, … READ MORE

MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD!

“I thought it was gas,” recalls JoJo “Tiny” Metcalf. Mr. Metcalf, one of the most in-demand bouncers on the NYC club scene, adds “but once I heard the intonations, I … READ MORE

WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON!

“We’ve finally wrested control of Christmas from the heathen hordes,” boasted long-time social protestor Timothy O’Blivious to this WWN correspondent. “Now, we’re taking on New Year’s.” O’Blivious has fought long … READ MORE

FEDS CREATE “RAKE FORCE”

IN EFFORT TO COMBAT FOREST FIRES American Politicians of both parties were astonished when the President used an executive order to create “Rake Force,” a massive 10,000 person outfit, culled … READ MORE

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