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“Our marriage has never been better,” says the widow. By most accounts, 45-year-old Chaz Krunk was not the pride of Enid, Oklahoma. Retiring early because of a disability, the ex-factory … READ MORE
“Our marriage has never been better,” says the widow. By most accounts, 45-year-old Chaz Krunk was not the pride of Enid, Oklahoma. Retiring early because of a disability, the ex-factory … READ MORE
“WHEN GRIZZ ENTERS THE COURTROOM? CASE OVER!” In his youth, lawyer Tony Balaski, Jr. worked for his father’s act, Balaski and His Bruins. The hit of the carnival and circus … READ MORE
“I can’t seem to compete, anymore,” killer sighs Lars Oldstire, better known as “The Merciless Chainsaw Killer,” has decided to hang up the saw. The hulking 56-year-old Oldstire, who’s been … READ MORE
DIVORCE COURT IS STYMIED! World-renowned ventriloquist Dayton Feathers and his wisecracking dummy, Missie, seem to be heading for a split. And it’s making the Las Vegas Divorce Court somewhat unhinged. … READ MORE
Donald Trump, Jr. upset! “Little Bitey Things Were Everywhere!” The much-heralded “Africa In Texas” private hunt has been called off. The Moreau Ranch, a 30,000-acre spread near Houston, cited “an … READ MORE
Dubbed “Vinnie, the Barbarian” by locals, “he’s actually great at ‘knock-knock’ jokes” says his guardian. Security guard Marco Cippolino remembers the first time he met “Vinnie, the Barbarian.” “I was … READ MORE
The syndicated series “America’s Dumbest News” has abruptly shut down. Billionaire backer Howard W. Huggs III made the announcement today. “First of all, forgive my long fingernails. I don’t like … READ MORE
HE CLAIMS HIS REPUTATION IS NOT BAD ENOUGH “I’m tired of not getting credit for evil,” the Prince of Darkness declares. The publicity firm of Udall, DiBla and Howe, a … READ MORE
NEWLY FORMED USA BALLET COMPANY TO REVIVE THIS SCI-FI CLASSIC Moe Fangule, the President of the newly formed “USA Ballet Company, Inc.” has announced the company’s first project, a fully … READ MORE
WINDS UP WITH 57-YEAR-OLD MAN! Oliver Hasper had gone through a very bad year. His wife left him and took the children. Broken (and broke) after the divorce, he decided … READ MORE