NEW YORK, NY – A growing religious movement is protesting the tradition of buying gifts for Christmas!
WAR ON NEW YEAR’S IS ON!
“We’ve finally wrested control of Christmas from the heathen hordes,” boasted long-time social protestor Timothy O’Blivious to this WWN correspondent. “Now, we’re taking on New Year’s.” O’Blivious has fought long and hard in the War on Christmas. “First, we managed to get the ‘X’ out of Christmas. Remember that crap? Merry Xmas.” To make his … READ MORE