BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!
Elsa Akesson
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
ARCTIC FENCE COLLAPSES
NUNAVUT — The Arctic Fence that protects North America from frigid temperatures and brutal winds has collapsed!
OXFORD SKI TRIP
FRANCE – Oxford and Cambridge students suffered hypothermia after stripping down during a chilly trip to the Alps.
NEW ZODIAC SIGN: OFFICIAL PROFILE
CARSON CITY, NV — The Astrology Association of America has released an official profile for the new zodiac sign Ophiuchus.
GEORGE W. BUSH TO REPLACE REGIS PHILBIN
NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
