JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!
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CHARLIE SHEEN BUYS $25K BARBIE FOOSBALL TABLE
NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen has some free time – and he’s going to fill it by playing with Barbies!
OSCAR WINNERS LIST RELEASED EARLY!
HOLLYWOOD — PricewaterhouseCoopers, the accounting firm for the Academy Awards, accidentally posted the winners on their website this morning.
12 FINGERS! 14 TOES!
YANGON, Myanmar — A 16-month-old girl has been recognized as the world record holder for total fingers and toes – 26!
TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, Fla. – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
GIANT SQUIDS KILL FISHERMEN
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
NYC HIRES RAT WHISPERER
NEW YORK — After a string of violent incidents, New York City has hired the world’s only rat whisperer.
NEW ZODIAC: SUPERFOODS FOR YOUR SIGN
CARSON CITY, NV — Nutritionists at The Astrology Association of America have released an official list of Superfoods for each sign of the zodiac.