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NEW YORK, NY – The anniversary of the death of the King of Pop is here and his absence is still felt!
LOS ANGELES, CA – The notorious doctor of Michael Jackson will likely be charged with involuntary manslaughter!
Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.
LONDON – A set of British parents believe they have seen Michael Jackson in their baby’s ultrasound!
LONDON – TV channel Sky One broadcast a live seance where the host tried to contact Michael Jackson’s ghost!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a homicide.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumor has it that Michael Jackson’s mother is keeping his corpse frozen so she can continue visiting him!
BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.
LOS ANGELES, CA – British papers report that LaToya Jackson believes her brother Michael was murdered as part of a conspiracy. Weekly World News sat down with Ms. Jackson to learn more.
WASHINGTON, DC – After shutting down a resolution to honor Michael Jackson this week, Nancy Pelosi was voted House Party Pooper.