MONGOLIAÂ –Â A Chinese airport was forced to shut down because of a UFO seen hovering nearby.
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BEINJING – A young man in China got more than he asked for when joining a political party!
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE RISES
With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.
CRACKDOWN ON ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS
BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.” Â
CHINESE VESSELS HARRASS U.S. NAVY SHIP
PACIFIC OCEAN – Chinese Naval ships surrounded and harassed a US ship in international waters off the coast of China this Sunday.
OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
MILEY CYRUS ASIAN PHOTO
LOS ANGELES, CA – Miley Cyrus has been accused of racism against Asians after a controversial photo was published. The Chinese government is not pleased.
CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.