CAMEL MEAT
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
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JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA
BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm.
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
GREEN FIREBALLS OVER AUSTRALIA
BRISBANE – Green fireballs are once again streaking across the Australian skies.
DARRYL HANNAH: SAVE THE MERMAIDS!
AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.
KOALA AIDS
SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!
THE RETURN OF POSEIDON
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!
ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS!
I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!
BEST JOB IN THE WORLD’S DARK SECRET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.
HASSELBECK CURSES BUSH
NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!
