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HERE COME THE GEEP!
GIBIDE, UK – The Brits are breeding Geep!
NEW CONTINENT DISCOVERED
An international team of explorers has discovered a new continent, Pangea, in the Atlantic.
AUSTRALIA TO SLAUGHTER CAMELS
SYDNEY – Australia is awarding carbon credits for killing camels as a way to tackle climate change.
UFO OVER AUSTRALIA
BRISBANE – A UFO was spotted on the Gold Coast of Australia.
CAMEL MEAT
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA
BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm.
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
GREEN FIREBALLS OVER AUSTRALIA
BRISBANE – Green fireballs are once again streaking across the Australian skies.
DARRYL HANNAH: SAVE THE MERMAIDS!
AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.
KOALA AIDS
SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!
