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Month: September 2010
CAPTAIN HOOK JOINS DEADLIEST CATCH
ALASKA – Three captains quit the hit reality show “Deadliest Catch,” but they signed a new one:Â Captain Hook.
EARTH HAS A TWIN: GOLDILOCKS
WASHINGTON — Astronomers have spotted a new planet right next to Mars. And it looks identical to earth!
AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA
INDIA – An important ruling was handed down today regarding disputed land. The verdict: the land goes to Obama!
JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT!
CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!