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Monthly Archives: September 2010
CAPTAIN HOOK JOINS DEADLIEST CATCH
ALASKA – Three captains quit the hit reality show “Deadliest Catch,” but they signed a new one: Captain Hook.
EARTH HAS A TWIN: GOLDILOCKS
WASHINGTON — Astronomers have spotted a new planet right next to Mars. And it looks identical to earth!
AYODHYA VERDICT – LAND GOES TO OBAMA
INDIA – An important ruling was handed down today regarding disputed land. The verdict: the land goes to Obama!
ALIENS ATTACK VEGAS WITH DEATH RAYS!
LAS VEGAS – For the last week, aliens have been attacking Las Vegas with Death Rays
JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT!
CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!
COMMONWEALTH GAMES TO USE LANGURS AS SECURITY
INDIA – The 2010 Commonwealth Games are using an interesting security tactic!
EARTH RUNNING OUT OF AIR
SAN DIEGO – Scientists believe the world is running out of breathable air.
HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL GO NAKED FOR NEW VIDEO
NEW YORK, NY – Heidi and Seal show that there is still plenty of fire in their marriage!
TAMPA BAY RAYS GIVE AWAY 20,000 TICKETS
TAMPA BAY, FL – The Rays are using an interesting technique to get fans in the seats!
