OBAMA’S STATE OF THE UNION
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama delivered his State of the Union address last night. To make sure his message went across, he used mind control techniques.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL ROBOT
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – PETA’s solution to the use of a live groundhog for predicting the coming of spring? Build a robotic one!
5 GREATEST BIBLE MYSTERIES
CHARLESTON, SC – How did Noah get breeding pairs of all the Earth’s animals into a single boat? Where did manna come from?
MADTV iPAD
NEW YORK, NY – Apple has just announced their new touch-screen tablet called iPad. However, MadTV beat them to the punch!
DOG RESCUED FROM ICE FLOE
WARSAW – A dog was rescued from an ice floe in Poland after drifting more than 70 miles in sub-zero temperatures!
JAMES O’KEEFE
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Conservative icon James O’Keefe was arrested while trying to tap a Democrat Senator’s phone.
ED ANGER: “TEAR DOWN THAT STATUE!”
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
WISHING ON A STAR REALLY WORKS
MELBOURNE – Your dreams are 46.5 percent more likely to come true if you gaze into the heavens – and wish for them on a star!
AVATAR HALLELUJAH MOUNTAIN
ZHANGJIAJIE – Chinese officials have renamed a mountain after the fictional range in the movie Avatar!
ALIEN LIFE ON EARTH
LONDON – Britain’s Royal Society, a scientific group, is meeting to discuss alien life on our planet!
