Talk about “odd” jobs! Cat casher, slubber, doffer and chick sexer…
Month: July 2009
NIALL OF THE NINE HOSTAGES
BOSTON, MA – It has been discovered that Professor Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. James Crowley share an old Irish king as their ancestor!
LINDSEY GRAHAM SUPPORTS SOTOMAYOR
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.
MORTGAGE APPLE CAKE
TEANECK, NJ – Adversity does indeed breed creativity. A New Jersey resident has successfully baked her way out of foreclosure!
OBAMA'S BEER WITH GATES AND CROWLEY
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has invited James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates to the White House to reconcile over beers.
FREAK OF THE WEEK 11
There is some seriously unconditional love going on in this week’s Freak of the Week contest.
CONJOINED TWINS BORN WITH ONE BODY
JAKARTA – An Indonesian woman has given birth to conjoined twins who have separate heads but a shared body.
ED ANGER SAYS: "HEALTH CARE IS 'RETARDED'!"
After years of telling us not to call people “retarded” any more, the Democrats are using the word!