Monthly Archives: July 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON SAND SCULPTURE

By Allie Pruitt on July 29, 2009

BRUSSELS – A Belgian artist has created a tribute to Michael Jackson at the annual Blankenberge Sand Sculpture Festival.

By Allie Pruitt on July 29, 2009

Talk about “odd” jobs! Cat casher, slubber, doffer and chick sexer…

By Dallas Commagreens on July 29, 2009

BOSTON, MA – It has been discovered that Professor Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. James Crowley share an old Irish king as their ancestor!

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.

By Ed Anger on July 29, 2009

I’m madder than an elephant with a peanut allergy!

By Allie Pruitt on July 28, 2009

TEANECK, NJ – Adversity does indeed breed creativity. A New Jersey resident has successfully baked her way out of foreclosure!

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has invited James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates to the White House to reconcile over beers.

By Tap Vann on July 27, 2009

There is some seriously unconditional love going on in this week’s Freak of the Week contest.

By Dallas Commagreens on July 27, 2009

NEW HAVEN, CT – Watch out, dog fighters. There’s a new game in town…

By Gerry Dorsey on July 27, 2009

JAKARTA – An Indonesian woman has given birth to conjoined twins who have separate heads but a shared body.