Ed Anger

ED ANGER SAYS: “THANK YOU, VETERANS!”

Posted on 11 November 2009
By Ed Anger

Today is Veteran’s Day, when we take a minute between 50% off mattress sales and Hitler Channel marathons to remember all the brave men who fought for America!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “LOCK UP YOUR GRANDMA!”

Posted on 09 November 2009
By Ed Anger

So we’re getting closer all the time to getting that DMV health care! The first bunch of jackasses voted for it, and now its up to the other gang of crooks to decide.

ED ANGER: “GLENN BECK ATTACKED!”

Posted on 06 November 2009
By Ed Anger

During that Watergate thing, they used to say “follow the money.” Now it’s more like “follow the ambulance!”

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ED ANGER SAYS: “TAKE THAT, OBAMA!”

Posted on 04 November 2009
By Ed Anger

So the Commies lost two out of three big votes last night!

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ED ANGER: “BEWARE THE ATOMIC MONKEYS!”

Posted on 02 November 2009
By Ed Anger

I feel as crazy as a bedbug in a cat house!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “BOO-HUMBUG!”

Posted on 30 October 2009
By Ed Anger

Man, this week just keeps getting better and better. By which I mean worse and worse!

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ED ANGER: “LIEBERMAN IS A LOSER!

Posted on 28 October 2009
By Ed Anger

I’m madder than Joe Lieberman at a popularity contest!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “NO MANDATING!”

Posted on 26 October 2009
By Ed Anger

I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “DON’T EAT FIDO!”

Posted on 23 October 2009
By Ed Anger

So now the experts are telling us animals are bad for planet Earth and we need to get rid of them!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!”

Posted on 21 October 2009
By Ed Anger

I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.

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