Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!
I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!
That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!