UFOS OVER HOUSTON

NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on camera. And nobody could explain it, until today. Hundreds of citizens, including  Dr. Jack Blanton,  captured the images on his digital camera from a vantage … READ MORE

POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!

GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed generations of viewers, was canceled last week.  If you didn’t hear about it, that’s no surprise. That’s because Option Eight was broadcast only on Gootan, the planet inhabited by the alien race also known as the Gootans. “It was our … READ MORE

WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN

Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight.  The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of the grind and thinking of switching careers. “The first time we went out for a beer, just as friends, we looked at each other and … READ MORE

THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus seems to be spreading. It’s affecting schools, malls, even markets. The result is a global citizenry that doesn’t know where to turn, or how to … READ MORE

ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight first half; a second half in which the 49’ers looked as though they might use their running game and the efficient play of quarterback Jimmy … READ MORE

ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS!

MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip about a tribe in South America – the Kokatuki – that have been slaying aliens for hundreds of years.  Apparently, the Kokatuki have the uncanny ability to spot aliens among humans.  They can tell within three seconds if a being is human or alien. … READ MORE

EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!

Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN DIEGO, CA – Astronomers from California Institute of Technology working at the powerful Palomar Observatory have made a major discovery. It finally puts to bed the theory that the Earth is flat – at all times. The truth is that … READ MORE