Author Archives: Tap Vann
PHILADELPHIA – Rabid beavers have killed over 70 residents in the last week.
Stay inside!! Bad luck is everywhere today!!
A scientist in Idaho found a fossilized Bigfoot skull.
The monster-like creature, the Jersey Devil, was spotted in Oklahoma and has been terrorizing local residents.
Men are going extinct and scientists have now put them on the “endangered species” list.
NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
Katherine Webb and Kate Upton will compete against each other in Lingerie Bowl 2013