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KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
TRAVIS HENRY’S 11 KIDS
DENVER, CO – Congratulations to former Bronco’s running back Travis Henry. He’s a father. Again. For the 11th time.
NHL TO EXPAND TO MOON?
NEW YORK, NY – Breaking news out of NHL headquarters today, as commissioner Gary Bettman refuted claims that hockey will not contract its league, despite current economic woes.
MILEY CYRUS A-ROD MOVIE?
BURBANK, CA – ESPN’s parent company, Walt Disney, is in discussions to create a made-for-TV movie about the rise and fall of Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.
BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.
JIM MORRISON ALIVE, FOR NCAA PLAYOFFS
BAKERSFIELD, CA – College students, on a thesis roadtrip of area meth labs, uncovered something unexpected.
