Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! Airline travel these days is a one-way ticket to Miseryville, and I’m sick and tired of it! Back in the good ol’ days, flying was a treat—stewardesses in sharp uniforms, legroom you could stretch a horse in, and meals that didn’t taste like … READ MORE
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
WASHINGTON – Amid protests, the TSA is not backing down. They have ordered all passengers to be groped at security checkpoints.
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.
