WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
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WEINER RESIGNS VIA TWITTER
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Anthony Weiner resigned from the House of Representatives via Twitter at 2:00 PM EDT.
BIDEN LOCKS KATIE COURIC IN CLOSET!
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!