Russia
RUSSIANS HACKED MY DVR!
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN – Eastside resident Eugene Halfstack, 88, claims that the Russian government hacked into his cable, heavily dictating what content that he can access. He first noticed this issue when he was unable to tune into early morning reruns of Rawhide, which he routinely watches when he wakes up daily at 3:00 AM. “Every … READ MORE
ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?!
SCIENTISTS SAY IT WILL HIT RUSSIA… OR PEORIA! In an exclusive interview, an astronomer at Palomar Observatory in California told Weekly World News that an asteroid is set to hit earth on November 3rd, election day. This is not the asteroid that is projected to hit Earth on November 2nd. This is an asteroid that … READ MORE
SPY GEESE!
RUSSIA SENDS SPY GEESE TO DISRUPT U.S. ELECTION WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon confirmed to Weekly World News that Russia is once again interfering with our upcoming election. They have sent over 10,000 Spy Geese to the United States over the past two weeks. The goal is to cause havoc for all candidates running for … READ MORE
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
SIBERIA TO BECOME PART OF U.S.
Siberian separatists have agreed to allow the United States to annex their region of Russia.
