NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
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END OF THE WORLD BALL TO DROP IN TIMES SQUARE
New York City will drop the End Of The World Ball on December 21st, 2012!
MAYOR BLOOMBERG: MANDATORY 6 PEOPLE PER CAR
Hurricane Sandy has caused a traffic nightmare in New York, so Mayor Bloomberg has mandated 6 people to a car.
DRAKE KNOCKS OUT CHRIS BROWN
Drake got in a fight with Chris Brown in nightclub. Drake knocked him with one punch.
ALIENS VISIT SPACE SHUTTLE
NEW YORK – Aliens have visited space shuttle Enterprise, and left evidence behind to prove it.
ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’
NEW YORK — A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.
FLESH-EATING COCAINE
LOS ANGELES – Drug users across Los Angeles have encountered some bad cocaine that is eating away their flesh.