After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
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NASA’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
On December NASA announced that they have found evidence of extraterrestrial life on Mars and Jupiter.
EARTH HAS A TWIN: GOLDILOCKS
WASHINGTON — Astronomers have spotted a new planet right next to Mars. And it looks identical to earth!
FIND A JOB, ON MARS!
RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!
MARS REAL CHOCOLATE RELIEF ACT
NEW YORK, NY – A TV actor is helping to brighten people’s spirits during these tough times, by handing out free chocolate!
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
Glow from Mars Creates Problems in Transylvania
Lovesick werewolves are causing big trouble in Transylvania — and the problem could spread to the United States