mars Archives

OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!

April 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

December 1, 2010 by Frank Lake

On December NASA announced that they have found evidence of extraterrestrial life on Mars and Jupiter.

November 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

SANTA MONICA – John Travolta has signed up for the first one-way trip to Mars.

September 30, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON — Astronomers have spotted a new planet right next to Mars. And it looks identical to earth!

August 12, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

ARGENTINA -Positive confirmation of alien life may have been discovered in a lake!

August 4, 2010 by Frank Lake

RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!

May 27, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – A strange occurrence on Mars has been explained!

May 8, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – A TV actor is helping to brighten people’s spirits during these tough times, by handing out free chocolate!

April 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.

September 16, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

Lovesick werewolves are causing big trouble in Transylvania — and the problem could spread to the United States