SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
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SNOOKI ENGAGED!
NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”
JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE – MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER!
The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.
STUDY: TV IS DEADLY
People who spend more than six hours in front of the television every day are at greater risk of dying, a new study reveals.
JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
MEXICAN DRUG CATAPULT
TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
VW BRAZIL BUILDS CAR FOR LITTLE PEOPLE
SAO PAOLO – VW Brazil has created a special car for drivers who are under 5 feet tall.