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DEAR DOTTI – THE WORLD’S MOST OUTSPOKEN NEWS COLUMNIST – 10.14.26

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Hey you, Halloween monsters, keep haunting, we’re halfway through the best month of the year. editor@weeklyworldnews.com for all conundrums Halloween, otherwise don’t talk to me until November! BIG PHARMA SKELETONS Dear Dotti, It’s me, Pazuzu. Most souls know me from the movie I starred in, The Exorcist. Since my heyday, I’ve found a lucrative side … READ MORE

DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’s MOST OUTSPOKEN NEW COLUMNIST 10.02.26

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All Hallow’s Eve draws near and with it, the end of humanity! So decorate, celebrate and don’t complain about it, whiners! Ye be warned! All unoccupied property WILL turn into a Spirit Halloween! Keep the rent nice and current…Brawhahahaha! editor@weeklyworldnews.com – if it’s a real problem, call someone who cares. If you want Dotti advice, … READ MORE