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GEORGE LUCAS RE-EDITS STAR WARS

December 19, 2019 by Brick Rivers

HE CAN’T BE STOPPED Legendary Hollywood producer/director George Lucas is ready to re-release Star Wars, or Star Wars IV or Whatever, after re-editing the film for the 300th time. “The idea came to me after a severe head injury,” said Lucas. “The first idea I had was: what if we eliminated the character of Han … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags film, George Lucas, Han Solo, star wars

STAR WARS BLU-RAY RELEASE

January 7, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

SKYWALKER RANCH, CA – Lucasfilm Ltd. has announced that the long awaited Blu-ray box set of the entire Star Wars sexilogy will be released in 2011.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, C-3PO, chewbacca, George Lucas, golden voice, Han Solo, Jawas, Luke, luke skywalker, star wars, ted williams, Yoda

THE BILLIONAIRE'S CLUB

August 5, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, George Lucas, michael bloomberg, star wars, t. boone pickens, ted turner, warren buffett

BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES

August 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBUQUERQUE, NM –  The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Aldous Huxley, Alex Jones, arizona immigration law, brain-eating chemicals, brain-eating vaccines, George Lucas, john holdren, lobotomy, SB 1070, science czar, zombies

DARTH VADER AT STOCK EXCHANGE

December 22, 2009 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags darth vader, George Lucas, star wars, wall street

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