DETROIT, MI – Aliens from Planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.
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UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL
NEW MEXICO – An alien spaceship has reportedly landed at an industrial estate near to the infamous Roswell alien landing site.
UFO SHOOTS DOWN BIRDS OVER MARYLAND
Hundreds of birds fell from the sky and landed onto I-95 Wednesday, bringing rush hour traffic in Maryland to a crawl.
PRESIDENT EISENHOWER MET WITH ALIENS
WASHINGTON D.C. – Sources say Dwight D. Eisenhower met with extraterrestrials three times while he was President.
UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
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UFO OVER DUBLIN
A triangular UFO, accompanied by the strange sounds phenomenon, was spotted over Dublin, Ireland!
DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
