CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
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BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS!
HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!
NANCY PELOSI JOINS TEA PARTY CAUCUS
WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.
CHARLES GIBSON LEAVING WORLD NEWS
NEW YORK, NY – Charles Gibson announced his retirement from news. He will spend his twilight years in search of Shangri La.
BIGFOOT FIRED FROM GREY'S ANATOMY
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.