CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
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BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS!
HOLLYWOOD –Â After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!
NANCY PELOSI JOINS TEA PARTY CAUCUS
WASHINGTON –Â Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.
CHARLES GIBSON LEAVING WORLD NEWS
NEW YORK, NY – Charles Gibson announced his retirement from news. He will spend his twilight years in search of Shangri La.
BIGFOOT FIRED FROM GREY'S ANATOMY
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.







