Scientists declare that ancient patches of a giant seagrass in the Mediterranean Sea are the oldest living organism on Earth
Month: February 2012
UFO OVER DUBLIN
A triangular UFO, accompanied by the strange sounds phenomenon, was spotted over Dublin, Ireland!
HITLER WINE
VIENNA – Sales of wine and schnapps with Adolf Hitler on the label are increasing all over Austria.
TIM TEBOW RUNNING FOR SENATE
Tim Tebow announced last night that he is running for Senate in his home state of Florida.
SECOND EARTH FOUND
Astronomers have discovered a planetary system orbiting the Sun-like star HD 10180. One planet, Zamina, is identical to earth.
DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA!
Bat Boy heads to Nation’s Capital to bring his mutant-y goodness to the Catholic University of America!