Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
Snooki is having a baby! Sources say she and Jionni LaValle are expecting a little guido in September.
Every four years the Leap Day Monster appears. This year, it’s attacking people in Arkansas and Alabama.
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!
A Kung Fu bear was captured and is being held in captivity. A video has surfaced of the bear using his Kung Fu stick behind bars.
KANGEAN ISLAND – Aliens from Planet Gootan have been spotted across the Indonsian Sea.
TOKYO – The Japanese are building an elevator to space. It will be ready for “lift” off by 2020.
Archaeologists discovered the world’s first prosthetic eye, which was worn by an ancient Persian priestess.
Recent research by climate scientists in New Zealand, global cloud heights have dropped and the sky will fall by the end of 2012.