Month: April 2011
ABE LINCOLN SLEPT WITH MEN!
WASHINGTON – A new book reveals that Abraham Lincoln slept with men in his bed in the White House.
STEPHANIE SEYMOUR'S BLANKET
LOS ANGELES – Stephanie Seymour called off her divorce after her husband returned her “blankie.”
G.E. TO DONATE $10 BILLION TO U.S. TREASURY
FAIRFIELD, CT – There was a rumor about General Electric Co. donating $3.2 billion to the federal government. The real number is $10 billion!!
JESUS NAILS
JERUSALEM – An Israeli-Canadian journalist has tracked down two of the iron nails used to crucify Jesus to the cross.
NASA ANNOUNCES NEW HOMES FOR SHUTTLES
WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.