STOCKHOLM – The annual Christmas straw goat structure in a Swedish city has been burned down again!
NEW YORK, NY – A photo has surfaced of former President John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas Day for domestic violence. Sources reveal the argument started over a game of Wii Boxing that got out of hand.
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
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WASHINGTON, DC – On Christmas Day, 1864, Laura Jones made a desperate call on the President of the United States. She absolutely had to get in to see Abraham Lincoln.
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
LONDON – The first commercially produced Christmas card hit the market in 1843. But instead of being a success, it was the target of considerable verbal abuse!
TEHRAN – President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran has declared Santa Claus a “Public Enemy” of Iran.