One of the world’s leading experts on Nazi Germany says Hitler mastered time itself, sending “time warriors” centuries into the future to conquer a world that is yet to be!
Month: September 2009
CHARLES GIBSON LEAVING WORLD NEWS
NEW YORK, NY – Charles Gibson announced his retirement from news. He will spend his twilight years in search of Shangri La.
DDB BRASIL 9/11 AD
SAO PAULO – An unauthorized video ad for the World Wildlife Federation featuring 9/11 has been leaked.
CHUPACABRA FOUND IN BARN
BLANCO, TX – A taxidermist in Texas says he has the fresh corpse of a chupacabra in his possession!
BRIDGET KEENEY
WASHINGTON, DC – Another sex scandal has rocked a South Carolina conservative. The trail of evidence has led reporters to erotic fiction authored by Dick Cheney.
WORLD'S OLDEST CAT
LONDON – A British man has come forward to claim he owns the world’s oldest cat – at least 36 years old!
ECTOPIA CORDIS
DELHI – A baby was born last week in India’s Bihar state, with the rare condition of his heart sitting outside his body.
DANNY GRANGER'S BATCAVE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!