LOS ANGELES, CA – A highly controversial book explaining how to put curses on your enemies is soon to be reprinted. The original book was published in 2013 It tells you how to harness your dark powers in four easy steps! “All you have to do,” says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, “is … READ MORE
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” “Satan” and “Scratch” in stories that have spanned the globe. When this reporter received a call from “Lou Scratch,” he realized that it would be a devil of a tale to report. And, so, hours later, this reporter found himself … READ MORE
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored it at first, but I kept having unusual things happen around the house. Sometimes even while I was on stage! Orange wedges appearing out of … READ MORE
HE CLAIMS HIS REPUTATION IS NOT BAD ENOUGH “I’m tired of not getting credit for evil,” the Prince of Darkness declares. The publicity firm of Udall, DiBla and Howe, a newly formed company conveniently located next to a parking garage in Burbank, California, has just landed one of the most sought after clients in entertainment … READ MORE
Not from Hell, But To Hell! Lucy and Marcus Teegarden planned to spend their tenth anniversary on a cruise. “I suggested it for months,” Lucy said. “I started with small hints—you know, saying nice things about cruises when we saw them in movies or on TV. But Marcus is dense, so I started leaving pamphlets … READ MORE
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press conference today to tell the world that she had sex with Satan last Saturday night. Ms. Yushenko, a 37-year-old divorced woman with two children, told Weekly World News her encounter with Satan happened last Saturday, October 26th. “It’s a night … READ MORE
Celebrations are kicking off to welcome the Year of the Dragon, the new Lunar Year. There are many predictions for 2012.
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
