LAKE WINDERMERE, UK – Britain now has its own Loch Ness Monster!
Mutants
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.
GIANT TARANTULA
GRAND CANYON, AZ – A giant Mexican tarantula was seen terrorizing tourists at the Grand Canyon!
SUPERCHICKEN!
LONDON – Scientists have created a Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.
KILLER OTTERS IN BOCA!
BOCA RATON, FL – Killer otters are running wild in Boca! Nine people have been killed, thirty-seven bitten.