It’s Monday morning. Time for another edition of Girls With Balls.
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CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.
HOW TO FIND ALIENS: PHOTOSYNTHESIS
Scientists have a new method for determining if there are Earth-like planets in the galaxy. If they find photosynthesis , they might find life.
TESTICLE FOR SUPER BOWL
NEW ORLEANS, LA – A very excited NFL fan is willing trade a special part of his anatomy for Super Bowl tickets!
ALL-AMERICAN BASKETBALL ALLIANCE
AUGUSTA, GA – A new basketball league is being launched this summer – for white players only!
BRETT FAVRE PANTS ON THE GROUND
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Brett Favre added an interesting new dance to his post-game celebrations!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS COMIC
Your favorite aliens, mutants and arch-conservatives have debuted in their own comic book!
EARTH'S ROTATION SLOWING
ANCHORAGE, AK – Scientists say they have detected a slowing of our planet’s rotation, and predict the Earth will stop spinning altogether in as little as three years!