POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
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BLOOMBERG BANS ALCOHOL IN NYC
Mayor Michael Bloomberg and city officials unveiled a new initiative to ban alcohol in New York City.
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT!
NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
HARRY STYLES DATING DEMI MOORE
Harry Styles, the One Direction heartthrob, celebrated his 19th birthday with his new girlfriend – Demi Moore.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
KATHERINE WEBB PREGNANT
Katherine Webb reportedly announced that she is pregnant. And the father is — Darnell Dockett!
KATIE COURIC DATING MANTI TE'O!
Manti Te’o sat down for an on-camera interview with Katie Couric – and she fell in love with him.