NEW YORK, NY – It’s Fashion Week in New York City and some of the world’s greatest designers have descended on Bryant Park to show off their work.
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DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.
MILEY CYRUS APOLOGIZES
Miley Cyrus has finally apologized for the racially offensive photo that came out last week. To show how sorry she is, Miley has joined the Chinese Communist Party.
NO STIMULUS PETITION
WASHINGTON, DC – A “No Stimulus Bill” petition being circulated by the Americans For Prosperity is gaining strong momentum.
BAR REFAELI’S SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COVER
NEW YORK, NY – Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hit the stands recently, and one of the photographs revealed more than anyone expected.
CHRIS JERICHO FIGHT WITH MUTANT
VICTORIA, BC – Pro wrestler Chris Jericho was assaulted after a match this weekend. It now seems Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, started the fight.
ANN COULTER IN VOTER FRAUD SCANDAL
HARTFORD, CT – Weekly World News investigators have discovered that Ann Coulter may actually be a man.
HERO PILOT TV SHOW
NEW YORK, NY – Aviation hero Chelsey Sullenberger is getting the network talk show treatment. In recognition of successfully landing US Air flight 1549 in the Hudson River last January, Sullenberger is being given his own morning talk show on Fox.
BIGGEST SNAKE DISCOVERED IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.
SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Silicon Valley scientists have teamed up to create Singularity University, aimed at advancing Artificial Intelligence beyond what is humanly capable.