ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!
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BIGFOOT BURIAL GROUND
PORTLAND, OR – An archaeologist is finally returning to the secret Bigfoot burial ground she discovered 16 years ago!
MAN DRESSES UP AS DEAD MOTHER IN SCAM
NEW YORK, NY – A Brooklyn man has been arrested for dressing up as his dead mother to scam the government!
CHINA’S ELEPHANT MAN
BEIJING – Huang Chuncai was born with an extreme case of neurofibromatosis, leading to his nickname “Chinese Elephant Man”. Do not read if you are squeamish.
ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY
MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.
ROBOT SUPER MODEL
TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!
TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!